Bermuda triangle "Snot rag digester"

Uses bodily fluids. This fictitious utopian biodigestor only exists in the Bermuda Triangle where precious bodily fluids, most of them sneezed and coughed up and sweated out, are captured by mysterious vortices and pooled in a part of the ocean where subsea Archeans turn them into biogas bubbles in tremendous quantity that have the power to sink ships and suck down aircraft.  This is the most parsimonious explanation for the hitherto strange accounts from this storied area.

Style: 

  • floating drum

Bacteria: 

  • mixed

Functional state: 

  • Really cooking!

DIY or Commercial: 

  • Unknown

How is your digester kept at the right temperature: 

  • Solar Hot Water

Conservation Potential: 

  • Reduction of waterborne diseases
Size:  10 000Liter

Comments

This is ridiculous. I've said it before (in the subject and in the previous sentence) and I'll say it again. But later, at the end of my comment. 

Poppycock, sheer poppycock. There ain't no such thing as UFOs (Unidentified Farting Organisms).  So your theories are just plain silly, professor.

As I said (and I reiterate and repeat, risking redundancy) THIS IS RIDICULOUS.  Take it down before the alien overlords get upset and cause real trouble. You have been warned (shakes head in disgust and waddles away, farting all the while...damn beans!)